From: Fat Man's Prayer by Victor Buono
We are what we eat, said a wise old man
And Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can!
At oleomargarine, I'll never mutter
The road to hell is paved with butter.
And cake is cursed and cream is awful,
And Satan is hiding in every waffle.
Give me this day, my daily slice
And cut it thin and toast it twice.
teeehee... that is pretty funny. I'm trying to do that four letter word that really means lifestyle change, and my body is NOT happy about it. It has gone into panic mode. MUST_EAT_EVERYTHING! Even the dog is in danger these days. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to post this after the feast I ate last night. Bwa ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteLOL I love this!
ReplyDeleteGin, do you ever read Ogden Nash? He cracks me up!